Our app does one thing well: crash.
Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.
We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.
After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.
We have one strikingly growing KPI. Our churn rate.
We do standups to remember who's still here.
We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round
Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.
Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.
We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.
We have more decks than users.
We're agile: we run in circles, fast.
We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.
We're D2C: Desperate to Convert.
Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.
Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.
Startup Life
Startup life is hard. Let's laugh about it while we still have some runway.
