Our app does one thing well: crash.
We have one strikingly growing KPI. Our churn rate.
We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.
After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.
We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.
We do standups to remember who's still here.
We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.
Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.
Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.
We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round
We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.
We have more decks than users.
We're agile: we run in circles, fast.
Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.
We're D2C: Desperate to Convert.
Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.
Startup Life
Startup life is hard. Let's laugh about it while we still have some runway.
