After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.

We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

We do standups to remember who's still here.

Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

We pivoted from a failed startup into a podcast about it.

Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.

We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.

We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

Our CEO has one superpower. LinkedIn posts.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

We have more funding rounds than customers.

We're in pre-pivot stealth beta alpha.

Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

We're building a community of confused users.

We have more decks than users.

Our mothers don't understand any sentence in our pitch deck. Neither does our team.