We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.

We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.

We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.

We don’t have users, we have survivors.

We pivoted so much that we developed the same product twice.

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

Our unique selling point is our creative use of Powerpoint effects.

Our mothers don't understand any sentence in our pitch deck. Neither does our team.

Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.

Our CEO has one superpower. LinkedIn posts.

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.

95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.

We were profitable once — in a simulation.

Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.

We found the perfect product-market fit. Our product is inexistent, and so is our market.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.