We got accepted into an accelerator. Now we burn money faster.

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

We are fully bootstrapped. Mostly because nobody wants to fund us.

We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.

Our app does one thing well: crash.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.

We don’t have users, we have survivors.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.

We're building a community of confused users.

Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.

We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.

We have more decks than users.

Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

We pivoted from a failed startup into a podcast about it.

Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.