Our users love us. Both of them.

We have more decks than users.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.

We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

We're in pre-pivot stealth beta alpha.

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.

We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.

We don’t have users, we have survivors.

We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.

We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.

We have one strikingly growing KPI. Our churn rate.

We pitched to 50 VCs. 52 said no.