We are fully bootstrapped. Mostly because nobody wants to fund us.

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.

We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.

We have more funding rounds than customers.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.

We're D2C: Desperate to Convert.

We outsource everything. Particularly, accountability.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

We pitched to 50 VCs. 52 said no.

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

We have an amazing retention. We removed the unsubscribe button.

Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.

We don’t have users, we have survivors.

We were profitable once — in a simulation.

We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

Our users love us. Both of them.