We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

We pivoted so much that we developed the same product twice.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

We're in pre-pivot stealth beta alpha.

We pivoted from a failed startup into a podcast about it.

Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.

We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.

We pitched to 50 VCs. 52 said no.

We have 14 daily users. And 20 employees...

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.

After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.

Our users love us. Both of them.

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.

We outsource everything. Particularly, accountability.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

Our users loved the product… until they realized it wasn’t free.

Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.