We pivoted so much that we developed the same product twice.

Our go-to-market strategy is hope. And prayers.

Our app does one thing well: crash.

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

We're building a community of confused users.

Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.

Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.

We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

We spent 3 months on logo, 3 minutes on product.

After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.

Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.

Our CEO has one superpower. LinkedIn posts.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.

We have an amazing retention. We removed the unsubscribe button.