We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.

Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.

Our app does one thing well: crash.

We outsource everything. Particularly, accountability.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.

Our go-to-market strategy is hope. And prayers.

Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.

Our unique selling point is our creative use of Powerpoint effects.

We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.

Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.

We're building a community of confused users.

We pivoted from a failed startup into a podcast about it.

Our users love us. Both of them.