We spent 3 months on logo, 3 minutes on product.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

Our users loved the product… until they realized it wasn’t free.

We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

Our CEO has one superpower. LinkedIn posts.

We don’t have users, we have survivors.

Our mothers don't understand any sentence in our pitch deck. Neither does our team.

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

We're building a community of confused users.

Our users love us. Both of them.

Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.

We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

We have 14 daily users. And 20 employees...

We reached a one billion dollars valuation. In Zimbabwean dollars.

We pitched to 50 VCs. 52 said no.

Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.