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We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.
We're agile: we run in circles, fast.
Our mothers don't understand any sentence in our pitch deck. Neither does our team.
95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.
Our tech debt is so big it now has interests.
We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.
We have an amazing retention. We removed the unsubscribe button.
Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.
We have more funding rounds than customers.
Our go-to-market strategy is hope. And prayers.
We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.
Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.
Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.
Our unique selling point is our creative use of Powerpoint effects.
We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.
We're in pre-pivot stealth beta alpha.
Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.
We pivot so often our GPS gave up.
After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.
Our users love us. Both of them.
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