We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.
We pivot so often our GPS gave up.
Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.
We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.
We raised a seed round. Now we can afford chairs.
We got accepted into an accelerator. Now we burn money faster.
95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.
Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.
We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.
Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.
Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.
We have more decks than users.
We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round
Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.
Our CEO has one superpower. LinkedIn posts.
Our go-to-market strategy is hope. And prayers.
We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.
We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.
Our users love us. Both of them.
We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.
Startup Life
Startup life is hard. Let's laugh about it while we still have some runway.
