We found the perfect product-market fit. Our product is inexistent, and so is our market.
Our users loved the product… until they realized it wasn’t free.
After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.
Our business plan is just 'AI' written 37 times.
Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.
We were profitable once — in a simulation.
We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.
We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round
Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.
Our app does one thing well: crash.
We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.
We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.
Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.
We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.
We pivot so often our GPS gave up.
Our exit strategy is getting acquired for our office chairs.
We pitched to 50 VCs. 52 said no.
Our mothers don't understand any sentence in our pitch deck. Neither does our team.
We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.
We raised a seed round. Now we can afford chairs.
Startup Life
Startup life is hard. Let's laugh about it while we still have some runway.
