Startup Life

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

#14 (2.00/5)

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We have one strikingly growing KPI. Our churn rate.

#48 (2.50/5)

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Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

#36 (3.00/5)

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Our users love us. Both of them.

#20 (3.00/5)

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We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.

#18 (2.50/5)

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We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

#10 (2.00/5)

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Our app does one thing well: crash.

#45 (2.50/5)

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We found the perfect product-market fit. Our product is inexistent, and so is our market.

#65 (3.00/5)

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Our product solves a problem no one has, at a price no one can afford.

#15 (5.00/5)

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Our KPI is just how many times we say 'synergy' in meetings.

#11 (2.00/5)

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Our users loved the product… until they realized it wasn’t free.

#61 (4.00/5)

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We spent 3 months on logo, 3 minutes on product.

#39 (5.00/5)

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We have more funding rounds than customers.

#38 (4.00/5)

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We spent all our pre-seed on hoodies.

#19 (3.00/5)

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Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.

#25 (2.00/5)

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We're building a community of confused users.

#40 (3.00/5)

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We're D2C: Desperate to Convert.

#37 (1.50/5)

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Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.

#42 (2.50/5)

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We have an amazing retention. We removed the unsubscribe button.

#31 (3.00/5)

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We outsource everything. Particularly, accountability.

#51 (4.00/5)

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Startup Life

Startup life is hard. Let's laugh about it while we still have some runway.

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