We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

#54 (4.00/5)

We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.

#1 (3.00/5)

We have one strikingly growing KPI. Our churn rate.

#48 (2.50/5)

We outsource everything. Particularly, accountability.

#51 (4.00/5)

We have 14 daily users. And 20 employees...

#52 (5.00/5)

Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

#36 (3.00/5)

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

#53 (2.00/5)

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

#35 (3.00/5)

We do standups to remember who's still here.

#24 (2.33/5)

Our CEO has one superpower. LinkedIn posts.

#16 (2.50/5)

We reached a one billion dollars valuation. In Zimbabwean dollars.

#34 (5.00/5)

We spent 3 months on logo, 3 minutes on product.

#39 (5.00/5)

Our roadmap is a series of panic attacks with deadlines.

#12 (1.50/5)

We raised a seed round. Now we can afford chairs.

#5 (4.00/5)

We're in pre-pivot stealth beta alpha.

#41 (3.50/5)

We pivot so often our GPS gave up.

#2 (2.67/5)

Startup Life

Startup life is hard. Let's laugh about it while we still have some runway.

Standing Desk
Standing Desk
See on Amazon
Zero to One book
Zero to One book
See on Amazon