Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.

#42 (2.50/5)

We were profitable once — in a simulation.

#43 (2.50/5)

We pivoted from a failed startup into a podcast about it.

#44 (4.00/5)

Our app does one thing well: crash.

#45 (2.50/5)

We don’t have users, we have survivors.

#46 (4.00/5)

After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.

#47 (2.50/5)

We have one strikingly growing KPI. Our churn rate.

#48 (2.50/5)

We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

#49 (2.00/5)

We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

#50 (3.00/5)

We outsource everything. Particularly, accountability.

#51 (4.00/5)

We have 14 daily users. And 20 employees...

#52 (5.00/5)

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

#53 (2.00/5)

We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

#54 (4.00/5)

Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.

#55 (1.50/5)

Our users loved the product… until they realized it wasn’t free.

#61 (4.00/5)

We found the perfect product-market fit. Our product is inexistent, and so is our market.

#65 (3.00/5)

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