We reached a hockey stick growth. Of our AWS costs.

We're agile: we run in circles, fast.

Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.

We A/B tested our landing page. Both versions failed.

We're D2C: Desperate to Convert.

We're in pre-pivot stealth beta alpha.

We have more funding rounds than customers.

We pivoted so much that we developed the same product twice.

We’re not in stealth mode, just too behind to be seen.

We're building a community of confused users.

95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.

We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

After many months of hard work, we finally reached product-market confusion.

We raised a seed round. Now we can afford chairs.

We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.

Our growth hack was changing fonts and praying.

We have 51 microservices, 10 database, 3 domain names. And 2 users.

We do standups to remember who's still here.

Our founder thinks JavaScript is a coffee order.

We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.